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♪ GOSPOD JE MOJ PASTIR ♪

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♪ NEĆU ♪

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♪ ON ME NAPRAVI ♪

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♪ DA LEŽEM
NA ZELENIM PAŠNJAČIMA ♪

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♪ ON ME VODI ♪

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♪ PORED MIRNE VODE ♪

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♪ MIRNE VODE ♪

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Direktor: OK.
IDEMO ONDA.

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I TRI, DVA, JEDAN.
AKCIJA.

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DA, SAMO
GLEDANJE RAGBI.

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APSOLUTNO SAM
OPSEDOVANI S time
OD SVETSKOG PRVENSTVA.

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<i> OH, SPLENDIDNO.</i>
<i> KOJI JE OCJENA?</i>

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NEMAM POJMA.

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Alice: POGLEDAJTE
BATRA JOHNNY WILKINSONA.

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UMJESTO ON IMA
SREĆNI TESTISI--

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Ne mogu da verujem
TI SNIMAŠ OVO.

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DA KAŽEM: „ŽELIM
BIO sam NJEGOVI TESTISI."

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IMAGINE NESTLING
NA TIM BUTIMA

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SVAKI PUT
ON SJEDI.

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oh...

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SAMO ŽELIM
Bio sam NJEGOVI TESTISI.

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JOHNNY'S BUDI
NA WIDESCREEN. YEAH!

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(smijeh)

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POSTOJI PUBLIKA
TAMO!

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MADAME GERALDINE,
DAWN FRENCH!

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(navijanje, pljeskanje)

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( Ragtime klavirska muzika
igranje)

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SADA TAJ SMACK
TO ĆETE URADITI SADA

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PRILIČNO JE ZAR.

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oh...

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DA. DA.

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PROBUDI SE SMACKY.

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...NEŠTO OD
<i> SOPRANOS.</i>

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( ragtime klavirska muzika
igranje)

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SJEĆAM SE DA USTANU
NA DAVIDOVOM LICE
PRVI PUT ME JE VIDEO.

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ZNAM.

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Pa, NE, NIJE
BAŠ TAKO.

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NE, BILO JE VIŠE

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NEKAKO...

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NE, NIJE BILO KAO...

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NIJE VAŽNO.
NIJE VAŽNO, ALICE.

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Oh, Bože, jesam
SKRKNUO MI VRAT.

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IMATE LI?
OW!

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ŽELIŠ LI ME
DA VAM POMOGNE?

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TI ME ŽELIŠ
DA VAM POMOGNE?
DA!

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ONDA NE BJEŽITE ONDA.

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Oprostite!

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JA ZAISTA
SLOMIO SAM VRAT.

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SAMO TAMO.
ZAISTA TESKO.
HARDER.

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Čovjek: KOMEDIJA JE
VRLO OPASAN POSAO.

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OH! IZREZI,
HOĆETE LI, DJEVOKO?

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BOŽE, TI ZAPRAVLJAŠ
MISLIM...

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Slušaj, VELIKI GOLIJATE.
POGLEDAJTE U potiljak.

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Šta se tamo dogodilo.
VIDIM DA SI SPAVAO.

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DRUGI POSAO?

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OH, DA, DA.
Radi se o FRANKU.

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DA, DA,
TAKO?

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NE, NE!

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ŠOKIRALI STE ME!
NE, NE.

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(nesuvislo brbljanje)

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TO JE TAKVO
ČUDNA STVAR--

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Direktor:
NE RECI TO ONDA.

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SRETAN BOŽIĆ.
SAMO RECI SRETAN BOŽIĆ.

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DA. Voleo bih to.

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HOĆEMO LI UĆI?

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SAMO ČEKAMO
DA ALICE DONESE
DJECA DOLJE.

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Hteli su da kažu
ČESTITAMO,

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ALI SU JAKO MALI,
PA ČESTITAMO
TEŠKO JE ZA IZGOVORITI.

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TAKO ĆE REĆI
"LICE ONE."

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ZDRAVO, RAGGY
I MARC.

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ZDRAVO, LEGOLAS,
GANDALF I 50-CENT.

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(smeje se)

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ZDRAVO--ŽELIŠ ME
DA RECI "50-CENT"?

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MISLITE LI LJUDI
HOĆE LI DOBITI TO?

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ZDRAVO, 50-CENT.

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I ZDRAVO, MALA NADIA,
VELIKI BRAT...

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oh...

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KADA SI DOŠLA
U SOBU JUČE,

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Gdje si
STAVITI SVOJU DJECU?

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GDJE JE ALICE
STAVITI NJENU DJECU?

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UGURAO sam ih u orman
I OTIŠAO, "OSTANI TAMO!"

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Alice: ŠTA KAŽEŠ
VIKARU, DJECO?

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Svi: VOLIMO NAŠEG GAY VIKARA.

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NE, NE, NE.
TO JE BIO STARI.

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NOVU.

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Svi: LIJEPA, TETKA VIKAR.

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NA NEKI NAČIN, MISLIM
TREBALO BI BITI,
"LIJEPO, VIKARE,"

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RATHER THAN
"LIJEPO, TETKA VIKAR."

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ZAR NE?
DA.

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DOBRO, VIKAR.

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Rekla sam ti
SJELI SMO.

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(smijeh)

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Francuski: TO BI TREBALO
NAJMANJI, ZAISTA.

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...PONOVNO, LJUBAVI,
JER IMAMO DVA.

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ZDRAVO, NIKOLA,
ZDRAVO, PATRICK.

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SREĆAN BOŽIĆ,
DJECA.

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(hor peva)

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I MISLIM KADA SI TO REKAO,
ALI VRIJEDILO JE ČEKATI.

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Mislim da bi trebao
JOŠ UVIJEK BITI U TOM REŽIMU
MALO

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I PRAVITE MALO BUKE.

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(bez zvuka)

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(smijeh)

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TO JE LEPO.

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TO JE TAKO DEČKA STVAR
DA TO URADITE.

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BUDITE ŠTO SLADKI.
ONA MOŽDA GLEDA.

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CAK I AKO SI KRALJICA,
ODUŠEVLJENI STE

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KADA LJUDI ŽELE
DA SPAVAM SA VAMA.

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MOGLA JE POVRATI
NJENA KLIJELICA.

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KRALJICA GLEDA
"VIKARIJ GIBLEY."

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I DAVILA SE...

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(svi se smiju)

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NAPISAO RICHARD CURTIS.

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UPOZNAO NA NJU
KAO "MINGTASTIC."

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"MINGNIFICENT."

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Čovjek:<i> NISMO ZABAVLJENI.</i>

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OK.

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OVI DANI SU LUDI
JER PROVODITE CIJELI DAN

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OD 9:00 UJUTRO DO
6:00 PROBA ZA KAMERU.

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I APSOLUTNO JESTE
RAZBRANA KRAJEM.

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I ONDA IMATE
DA POJAVE SVOJ ADRENALIN

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OD TADA DO TAMO...
I NAPRAVITE SHOW.

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KAŽEM OVO SA
SVAKO NEŠTO
ILI DRUGO...

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(smijeh)

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ŠTA?

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(smijeh)

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(davanje
uputstva)

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OK, OK.

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OK. PICK UP.
MI JOŠ TRČIMO.

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(horsko pjevanje)

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PRILIČNO
KONTROVERZNA TEZA,

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I TREBALO JE MALO VREMENA
ZA MENE DA...

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ZA...

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ZA...

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♪ DVA DO TANGA
DVA ZA TANGO...♪

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(smijeh, pljeskanje)

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NE VEČERAS, DRAGA.

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(smijeh)

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HVALITE GOSPODA.

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On silazi
ROĐAJNI KANAL.

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Evo ga

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WHEE WHEE WHEE WHEE.

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GLEDAJTE, MADONA
FULLY DEIGHTED.

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ODUŠEVLJEN.

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ŠKOLJKA...

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NEĆE TREBATI

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♪ EPIZIOTOMIJA ♪

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(smijeh)

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MISLIO SAM...
MISLIO SAM...

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BOGATI ČAJ...

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NE DA SE NAVIKNUTI...

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Nisam siguran.

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UVEK SAM BIO
MALO IZVRNUTO O OVOM.

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MISLIM, ZAPRAVO,

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...PREDSTAVNICI MOŽDA BITI BOLJE
BEZ PONAVLJANJA.

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ZAISTA?

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MOJI DOBRI PRIJATELJI,
ZAPRAVO.

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JA I BOŽJI KRAJNJI
NEŠTO ILI DRUGO...

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(smijeh)

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O, KAKVO UZBUĐENJE.

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GOVOR, GOVOR.

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Idem
UBIJ SE.

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(smijeh)

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ON SE NIJE SETIO
TAJ RED ZA CIJELU SJEDICU.

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(smijeh)

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TO SU SAMO DVIJE REČI...

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RADI SE O DVIJE RIJEČI:
GOVOR, GOVOR.

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DA, ČOVJEČE!

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BOOM-CH!

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Nisam još dobro.

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OH! CHCK! AH!

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♪ PROĆI ĆE SE
YO HERE ♪

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(imitirajući bum box)

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GDJE TO VODI?
Pokušavam.

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♪ NJEGOVO IME JE JEEZ-ASS! ♪

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♪ ALELUJA! ♪

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♪ AKO SI LOŠ
ON ĆE TE VESATI ♪

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♪ DA! ♪

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ŠTA MISLITE?

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...RAP STAR, JAMES FLEET,
ZAR NE MISLITE?

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(navijanje, pljeskanje)

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OSEĆAO SAM TE.
Hteo sam da ideš PRAVO.

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UCINI TO I ONDA SAMO VRISTI.

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MORATE RAZUMIJETI
KAKO KOMEDIJA RADI.

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PRAVO. Uradiću to.

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AAAAH!

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AAAAH!

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TO JE SAMO ZATO ŠTO JE
KRAJ DUGE EPIZODE.

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I TAKOĐE...
I PROBUDI SE

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ILI CEMO...
NA POLA SATA.
DA.

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NAŠA KOMEDIJA
I PRONAĐI SE
70 MINUTA KASNIJE

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I dalje gledam
TELEVIZIJA.

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HOROR KOJI JE,

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BOŽIĆ
VIKAR OD DIBLEJA.

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Vikar: NE ZNAM
KAKO SAM MOGAO

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RAZMIŠLJALI DA ODAM.

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OVO JE I UVIJEK ĆE BITI
MESTO ZA MENE.

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BOG VAS BLAGOSLOVIO.

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IMAJTE VIŠE
BOŽIĆNI SPECIALI.

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VIDIMO SE SLJEDEĆI BOŽIĆ.

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VIDIMO SE ISTI SLOT
SLJEDEĆI BOŽIĆ.

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♪ ZAUVIJEK ♪

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TO NIJE LOŠE,
To nije lolje.

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Mislim da je ona to uradila
JAKO DOBRO ONAJ PUT.